The Great Viva day - part 1

So guys, as you all know that I'm going through my exams and in this way, I've to attend The Great viva day. So i did. And it was probably the funniest and scariest viva I've ever attend at a same time. You know what the worst thing is about a viva? No? Let me tell you, the worst thing about a viva is that you have to answer the questions of few humans... in a decent way, even when you know that the questions and those humans both aren't good for your health. Seriously guys, sitting in front of examiners for viva, it's like you've been pushed itno a deep and dark jungle, for search of a lion, who gonna hunt you down in anyway. Ever felt it? Ok let's move ahead, so according to my habbit, I reached late at ground zero, and just according to their habbit my university wasn't ready for the viva on that time, you know what, these are the moments that let me feel we(me and my university) are made for each other. Love birds with same habits, dafaq!
  So viva starts an hour late to its' time. In very start i was very sure that my turn is going to be at the end of the day, because they are leading it with the alphabetic order, and I've got 'S' in my name so i was very sure and thankful about it that I'm not gonna be first in anyway. But but but, here comes the surprise, in a fucking wrong way. So after the very start Peon came to us and told us that viva of half of the people going to be held in another room, and to told us to go their and check our name in the list, and as i said i always get to fucked at the right moment, my name came just on the top of the list in second room's candidates. I things this is only time when i top a list. And believe me after reading my name there on top, my feets start vibrating, my ears went as hot as a volcano. Buffff! Seriously such a hard moment. So, they(invigilators) are calling us in a pair. And the guy who is next to me was unavailable at the moment so the second next dude put his hands on my shoulders and said to me, "pahle tu ja!". I was there like, why dafaq always me. And because I've got an extra ordinary skill to convince someone, i convince that dude to walk in together. Now feel the scenario here, we are just in the front of the door, peon opened it, and on other side of the door, two lady invigilators are waiting for us, with a smiley face. Uff that smile, mine mother never gives me that smile after seeing me. It was sweet but heat of the moment was briefing it in another way. So they two was at their seat, they call us to them, one of them was Bengali, and she known as English Hitler. So what i know, that anyhow i shouldn't put my self infront of her. And this time i won. I make myself away from her, even after sitting next to her. And the guy who is mext to me take a sight to me, and i know he must be thinking, "marwa li bc me". Par kurbaniya to deni hi pdti hai.
   So the first question my invigilator ask to me was, "what's your roll no. Son?" And the first thing came into my mind was, "chalo ye ata hai!".
                                               ..be continued in part 2.

    Ok guys this isn't the end. I decided to divide the story into two parts kyuki apane ko bhi hits chahiye me mamu! So put you thoughts down there in comment, share it with your friends, if you like it, then describe your feel in comment box, and if you don't then galiya bhi dedo, bs comment karo bc. And stay in touch for the next part, a huge twist in the story is yet to come. Thanks for your time.
   Damn, i hate typing, mai ab bhi kyu type rha bc?