Senior who?

  Hey everyone, i desperately want to tell you all that somehow i passed my second year exams and got a great satisfying marks in that fucking viva too. And now I'm in third year of my graduation and let's come to the point directly. So here's the next story i want you to tell. This incident was so lit at the moment i even can't describe it properly.
  So it was Saturday, and like most of the college, gladly my university too celebrates holiday on Saturday along with sunday. Yet some people (including me) used to wander inthe campus even in holiday. So it was. near about mid day and i was running toward railway station to catch the train to my hometown from my university campus. And at the very first gate there was three lads who were chilling chilling around. They saw me, and shout at me, "bhai suniyo jara to". I understood what they were planning, yet i went to them, they offer me a seat and said, "tumhara hi intzar kar rhe the hm log, aao  baitho". So because i was in hurry, i refuged their offer, and decided not to stand there. One dude from them seriously got no chill, he warn me, "english ka fresher hai na? Soch liyo". And i was there like, 'wah bete wah, bap se pnga'. But he could be a Scholar student so now to play safe i asked them, "bhai aap log final year ke ho kya?" So he replied, "avhi nhi..par agle sal ho jayenge wo bhi".
Now it was my turn to check mate, so i answered him, "bhai abhi abhi campus me aaya hai, dhang se rah le. Soch juniors ko ragg krne pr ye risticate kr dete hai, aur tu senior pr hath try mar rha, proctor to tera bad me kuchh krenga pahile to tune hme hi jhelna pdega. Khair tu english ka hai na? Milyo kabhi election bad to."
Bhai kasam se jo phati thi teeno ki..😂😂😂, they asked to forgive them by saying ,"Sorry sir, pta nhi tha aap senior ho". And because i was in hurry i just left by giving a silent expression to them.